Aries: over competitive, self centered
Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all
Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious
Cancer: manipulative and moody
Leo: attention whores
Virgo: judgey and super boring
Libra: literally will never shut up
Scorpio: rude af
Sagittarius: in your face and over the top
Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool
Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers)
Pisces: cry babies
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Reasons why your sign sucks
me: [sees a dog] !!!!!!!!!!
dog: [sees me] !!!!!!!!!!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
little things that make me fall 4 people
- having a nickname for me (not necessarily a mushy romantic one)
- using my name in conversation
- complimenting something I’m not super fond of about myself
- sending me pictures of stuff that reminds you of me
- listening to my music
- recommending music to me
- picking up little phrases I use and starting to use them
ways the signs say “i love you”
aries: “i’ll wait for you” “what did they say to you?? i’ll kick their ass!” “you did great.”
taurus: “here, have some of my food.” “you don’t have to get me anything.” “i just want to make you happy.”
gemini: “tell me about it, get it all out.” “don’t worry about me!” “i missed you today.”
cancer: “did you eat enough today?” “how are you feeling?” “you make me so happy.”
leo: “i feel comfortable around you.” “you always look gorgeous.” “you’re mine.”
virgo: “how can i help you?” “please don’t worry.” “wanna talk about it?”
libra: “you’re perfect.” “i bought you this, just because.” “i’ll always be there for you, no matter what.”
scorpio: “are you warm enough?” “i miss you.” “i forgive you.”
sagittarius: “come with me.” “i saw this, and thought of you.” “i can see a future with you.”
capricorn: “you are always good enough.” “you make everything seem better than it is.” “i love seeing you succeed.”
aquarius: “you’re hilarious!” “i just feel like i can say anything around you!” “will you help me do it?”
pisces: “how did you sleep?” “i don’t care what we do, as long as we’re together.” “i will never leave you.”
I love when people open up to me and call me nicknames on their own and just like me and trust me it’s such a nice feeling
I love when people open up to me and call me nicknames on their own and just like me and trust me it’s such a nice feeling
Call me before I get stupid
Make me uncrazy like you did
Look at me now I have everything
You gave to me and my heart can sing
I was a kid who could only drink
Dance on tables making deals with devils
Like a drunk beauty queen
I hate being so sensitive. I hate being able to detect the slightest change in the way people message me, or talk to me, or look at me. I hate overthinking about it for the whole night. I hate when I can feel someone is slowly losing interest in me.
- me: imma hoe
- me: *is scared to talk to boys*
- me: *has literally never dated anyone*
- me: Thot af
